Green Toy Saga

No way! You can’t make me wear that silly bow.It’s just not my style and you, as my human, should know what I like! Mowrrrr!

Ah, c’mon – I am not wearing that collar either! No and no to the bandana. I don’t like that red color and never have. Blue is the only color I like, since I have beautiful blue eyes that get me anything I want. Whoops, did I say that? Mowrrrr!

So, what is this all about anyway? You’re following me everywhere I go with your camera. Click, click and flash, flash. I am tired of it and I have my cat rights, you know.

I belong to the CAG-AFTRA, in case you are not aware, and demand negotiation of my wages. So there – you silly human! Mowrrrr!

I am going to take my nap now and I want some peace and quiet! No clicking or flashing PLEEEZE! By the way, where are my toys? Did you put them away again? C’mon mommy, you know I like to cuddle with my green toy, while I nap. Where is It? I have looked everywhere for it. Mowrrrr!

If you want to sleep at night without me standing on you and using you as a pillow, then you better find my green toy. Dang, it’s difficult to keep these humans at bay. I have been trying to train them for 10 years and they just don’t get it.

They won’t share their coffee with me cuz I am a cat. Poor excuse, in my opinion. I am a big girl cat now and can have what I want! Wait til they see the list of my cat wants and needs. You know things, a cat diva like myself, has to have for my comfort and well-being. Purrrr

Well, I am tired now and ready for my nap. Turn down that TV, will you! And find my green toy! Mowrrrr!

“Now that my fussy little diva is asleep, AND I HAVE FOUND THAT GREEN TOY!”

Click, click, flash, flash! 2016-02-16 09.35.07

I’m only a cat,
and I stay in my place…
Up there on your chair,
on your bed or your face!

I’m only a cat,
and I don’t finick much…
I’m happy with cream
and anchovies and such!

I’m only a cat,
and we’ll get along fine…
As long as you know
I’m not yours… you’re all mine!

-author unknown

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Cheers and love a cat today!2016-01-23 17.53.21

 

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