Day: January 14, 2019

Bar jokes for English majors

Originally posted on bluebird of bitterness:
❧ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. ❧ A bar was walked into by the passive voice. ❧ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. ❧ Two quotation marks walk into a…