Bar jokes for English majors

Sharing some fun from Bluebird of Bitterness –

bluebird of bitterness

❧ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

❧ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

❧ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

❧ Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

❧ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

❧ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

❧ A question mark walks into a bar?

❧ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

❧ Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a war. The bartender says, “Get out — we don’t serve your type.”

❧ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on…

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  8 comments for “Bar jokes for English majors

  1. 01/14/2019 at 1:00 pm

    I have heard some of these before. Still they made me smile. Thanks for sharing.

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  2. 01/14/2019 at 1:06 pm

    Pretty Cool. I’m going to have a steal one or two.

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  3. 01/14/2019 at 1:17 pm

    I love them all. How fun.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Eugenia. ♥

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  4. 01/14/2019 at 2:27 pm

    LOL love this so much 😂

    Liked by 2 people

  5. 01/14/2019 at 3:03 pm

    Cornball funny. Thanks for the laugh!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. 01/14/2019 at 5:00 pm

    Laughing all the way…. 🙂 Thanks for the share, Eugenia.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. 01/15/2019 at 6:39 am

    Hilarious

    Liked by 1 person

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