ONCE UPON A TIME
Once upon a time there lived a Princess. Princess
Penny. Princess Penny didn’t like her name because
people made fun of it. They called her Penny Pincher
because she never spent a dime. They called her
Henny Penny because it rhymed.
Then on a starry night there came a shining knight in
glorious armour. He’d heard of Princess Penny from
reading the Daily Rumour, which he regularly read
and bought from a local caravan and a minstrel named
Kenny who happened to know Penny through a band of
travelling produce sellers, on their way to Rome, which
was actually their home when they weren’t on the road,
which gave them the nickname of Road Vendors.
But I digress.
Penny met this Knight who knew of Penny on a starry
No I meant, The…
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